We all love our kids to pieces, but every once in a while they do something that makes us wish we could say, “Uh, that’s not my kid!”
Like, maybe they pulled all the clothes off a display table at a store and you could feel the employees’ eyes burning a hole through you.
Or maybe your kid asked an overweight man, “Are you pregnant?”
It’s also possible your kid yelled, “Play ball!” after a solemn prayer at church.
Did your kid pee their pants while sitting on a $2,000 showroom couch?
Or perhaps you got an angry call from another parent because your kid taught theirs “The Vagina Song.”