Fact: Kim Kardashian is relatable.
She gets facials with her own blood…
…a thousand red roses for Valentine’s day…
…and rented out an entire baseball stadium for her engagement.
But the other night, Kim became HER MOST relatable.
Let me set the backstory: We’ve all been there before. You’re feeling that rum rum (rumble) in your bel bel (belly). You, my dear sweets, are HUNGRY. So, what do you want? Pizza of course because everyone loves pizza unless you are a damn FREAK (no offense to freaks, ur cool).
So anyway, Miss Kim was headed to a pizza place. She had that “I’m gonna go eat pizza glow” to her. She is stromboli struttin’ to that sticky icky!
*Gimme Pizza plays inside Kim’s head*
“Pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme Pizza.”
Kim arrived at this fine establishment…
…but Mama Mia!!!! It was closed.
Unfortunately, Kim Kim had to do the pizza walk of shame. There is nothing worse except starving to death.
Sorry Kimmy! Pizza doesn’t wait for nobody!
Guess you’ll have to settle for whatever’s in your fridge (eggs?) like most of us!
Rock on peasant life!